To start of the subject let's start with......
RULE NO.1
"Do not talk about /b/"
Now this one in particular is quite confusing to not Internet person or more specifically someone who has an actual life due to the fact /b/ stands for the site itself but since your not allowed to talk about it, Citing this rule renders it useless.
RULE NO.2
"Do NOT talk about /b/"
Same as Rule no.1...
RULE NO.29
"In the internet all girls are men and all kids are undercover FBI agents"
Yeah, The irrefutable truth that escapes all internet goers. You don't exactly know the gender of one's personality in the internet for even in real-life we are plagued by traps and men who look like women or women who look like men. The internet is dangerous place to make friends. Kids on the other hand are FBI agents trying to catch sexual predators and what not.
RULE NO.32
"You must have pictures to prove your statements"
The famous "Pictures or it didn't happen" rule, An example situation would be "I killed a man" then there should be a selfie with you and the dead body either that you cut a part of his body and take it home or whatever fulfills you.
RULE NO.33
"Lurk more - it's never enough"
The only rule most weeaboos in the net actually listen to. The gateways in the internet are limitless so why not let your curiousity fly and search the deepest parts of the internet - if you dare.
RULE NO.34
"There is porn of it, no exceptions
If you have performed Rule no.33 correctly then you may come across Rule 34 and as it goes. It is the Golden rule of Internet people not because it is followed, Because it is the truth.After dedicated hours of research with a colleague who shall not be named THERE ARE in fact porn versions of common household appliances and utensils...And yes it came from a Japanese site. Assuming that Rule 34 is applied, Rule 43 will follow suit for even non-living objects can be anthropomorphic in nature...Just leave it to the weeaboos or as I like to call them Wizards of the net.
RULE NO.35
"If no porn is found at the moment, it will be made"
Somewhat related to Rule no.34 ......Though there are SOME exceptions due to obvious reasons....like examples such as Religion, Race, and Oprah and some others.
RULE NO.36
"If it exist, It's somebody's fetish."
Rule 34 has so many branches, One of it includes rule 36. There are people in the net that are aroused by well... the things inside the internet such as....uhmm..feet and uhm...inanimate objects. There is even a thing called pokephilia (Don't look it up.....I'm serious) and well yeah that's pretty much it.
RULE NO.42
"Nothing is sacred"
People on the net, most of the time has the wildest of imagination, Though sometimes this imagination destroys the Sanctity of a given person or object. Let us use Natalia Poklonskaya as an example, She is the Crimean prosecutor-general of Ukraine. but 4chan (The place where most weeaboos reside) has filed as a claimable "waifu"(i don't want to explain what it means). Some will go to the point of Photoshopping her image. Told you the internet is a dangerous place.
RULE NO.43
"The more beautiful and pure a thing is - the more satisfying it is to corrupt it"
Rule 34 and 42 apply to this, Remember that cute innocent-looking girl you saw in television once.Remember how her smile can turn anyone's frown around and looks like she was hand-crafted by Da Vinci. Well she doesn't look innocent anymore once she got on the internet and Oh how the weeaboos enjoy there new version of her. Good luck finding innocence here.
RULE NO.44
"Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weaboo"
Yeah the stereotype of the Japanese is weird. Luckily not every Japanese man you see in the streets are weird, Some not all.But the internet doctrine for Japanese are "Smart,Productive and has weird taste". So one thing you say about you like about them (their women.their country,their and their Porn). You will be categorized as weeaboo...Sorry but it's the internet..
Well that ends the topic of the internet's rules that you cannot ignore...I'm serious these are like basic survival tips if you want to keep your sanity. For those who are curious about the other rules... Check out the source and a link to the updated version: RulesOfTheInternet Updated version: and as always I will see you in the next post bye! :3 .